suicidalbaeddel:

polkadotmotmot:

Stuart Dunkel - Jelly Belly, 2021

BEANS! GETCHA BEANS! WE GOT BLUE BEANS, GREEN BEANS, ORANGE BEANS, PINK BEANS, RED BEANS, WE GOT UWU BEANS ANTI-UWU BEANS, BEANS YOU WOULDNT BEANLEAVE!!

killjoyfabulous:

killjoyfabulous:

What if I formatted my resume like one of those porn bot bios?

😝Massachusetts🎀Bachelor’s degree in biology🍉’17/😘🍑♑️/💎Microsoft Office💯

tinsil:

ALT

ALT

ALT

johto trio ✏️

spongebobssquarepants:

apocalypsegay:

cottonsquab:

runby2:

I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied “is it the beach episode” and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately

#i want you all to know that this is like. a legit strategy that’s taught to people LMAO #i.e. say something so fucking stupid/absurd that it distracts the person’s brain so much that it drags them back and grounds them #like. people are actually taught to do this

realfootage:

someone: hey what do you think of (paranormal topic)

me, wise in the ways of the unexplained: well its either real or its fake

wizzardhat:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

dykefaggotry:

honest to god can’t stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it’s such a good example of politically driven folk music.

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nuevayor:

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spongebobssquarepants:

A bite for me, wanna try Enjoy…. you’re very welcome little monkey.

funnytwittertweets:

association-of-freed-people:

jooshthepunished:

spamton:

Being chased with a chainsaw by a huge muscled man covered in blood and oil and I giggle as I do a little gay skip-run yelling “aha nooo stopppp haha”

Originally posted by rhade-zapan

simena:

Adolf von Becker - The cat on the pillow

selinakyle:

THE BATMAN (2022) but it’s actually just this tweet:

iamoutofideas:

transgenderization:

its tough being a girl that loves to download

gatherers instinct