Stuart Dunkel - Jelly Belly, 2021
BEANS! GETCHA BEANS! WE GOT BLUE BEANS, GREEN BEANS, ORANGE BEANS, PINK BEANS, RED BEANS, WE GOT UWU BEANS ANTI-UWU BEANS, BEANS YOU WOULDNT BEANLEAVE!!
What if I formatted my resume like one of those porn bot bios?
😝Massachusetts🎀Bachelor’s degree in biology🍉’17/😘🍑♑️/💎Microsoft Office💯
I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied “is it the beach episode” and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately
someone: hey what do you think of (paranormal topic)
me, wise in the ways of the unexplained: well its either real or its fake
honest to god can’t stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it’s such a good example of politically driven folk music.
A bite for me, wanna try Enjoy…. you’re very welcome little monkey.
Being chased with a chainsaw by a huge muscled man covered in blood and oil and I giggle as I do a little gay skip-run yelling “aha nooo stopppp haha”
its tough being a girl that loves to download
gatherers instinct